A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.
- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
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That friend that you can tell ANYTHING to and not have to worry about being judged, or having their opinion of you change. That friend that is always there for you, even after you just had a fight with them. That friend that always understands you, even your most twisted views on things because they take the time to see it from your point of view.
Me and my best friend had the biggest fight today and we got so upset at eachother, but she was still there for me when I found out my Grandma passed away, we totally have the perfect-friendship.
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A quadriped with rather odd migratory habits that grazes across the Lamuellan land, providing sustenance for its inhabitants and sandwich meat for the Sandwich Maker. A Perfectly Normal Beast is a bit like a cow, or rather a bull. Kind of like a buffalo in fact. Large, charging sort of animal. They come from a point slightly to the east of the Hondo Mountains, where they suddenly appear. Then they sweep in their thousands across the great Anhondo Plains, and, well, vanish really. There are about six days in which to catch as many of them as possible before they disappear. In the spring they do it again, only the other way around.
A quadriped with rather odd migratory habits that grazes across the Lamuellan land, providing sustenance for its inhabitants and sandwich meat for the Sandwich Maker. A Perfectly Normal Beast is a bit like a cow, or rather a bull. Kind of like a buffalo in fact. Large, charging sort of animal. They come from a point slightly to the east of the Hondo Mountains, where they suddenly appear. Then they sweep in their thousands across the great Anhondo Plains, and, well, vanish really. There are about six days in which to catch as many of them as possible before they disappear. In the spring they do it again, only the other way around.
Small birds can be used to distract the perfectly normal beast.
There is nothing unusual about the perfectly normal beast; it is the ineffable will of Bob.
I think they call them perfectly normal beasts because otherwise they might think it's a bit odd.
There is nothing unusual about the perfectly normal beast; it is the ineffable will of Bob.
I think they call them perfectly normal beasts because otherwise they might think it's a bit odd.
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