The combination of the words penis and mayonnaise (under the assumption mayonnaise looks like cum). Term was coined by Bauby Manuel. Inspired by Minecraft saying "spotted dick with a side of cheese"
I slurped his penaise.
by Brandoge August 17, 2024
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Image:➡️🛟⬅️(penar hole)
🗿(penar)
🥵😫🤯(user)
Image:➡️🛟⬅️(penar hole)
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Dude 1: bro last night I got my d slurped great by this girl
Dude 2: oh…
Dude 1: what? That is awesome
Dude 2: sure ig but kit as awesome as my penarsucker2000!
Dude 1: oh wow I must try it!
Dude 2: here *grabs from bag* try mine!
Dude 1: thanks! Umm why is there a pic of my sis on it??
Dude 2: u wanna use it or not
Dude 1: nuts the best in his life!
Dude 2: oh…
Dude 1: what? That is awesome
Dude 2: sure ig but kit as awesome as my penarsucker2000!
Dude 1: oh wow I must try it!
Dude 2: here *grabs from bag* try mine!
Dude 1: thanks! Umm why is there a pic of my sis on it??
Dude 2: u wanna use it or not
Dude 1: nuts the best in his life!
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