conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

by kp-ob December 13, 2018

big tit patrol

A website that shows women with huge knockers/tits.

Man, did you see that girl? She has humongous tits she could get a role in big tit patrol!

by K.devera April 30, 2006

pabrolling

When two or more bros are on patrol.

The two dudes walked back and forth along the beach, looks like they are pabrolling.

by Zedjen October 1, 2018

Patrotic

The incorrect spelling of patriotic by someone who never lets ignorance get in the way of a strong opinion.

More than likely from 'Merica.

This is the home of a patrotic Chri$tian family!

by Ultra Vires October 28, 2021

Grundle patrol

The act of looking or exploring for grundle.

Connor: "Wow that Grundle Patrol last night was tough"

Will: "Well atleast we found new grundle territory"

by Willjack213 October 17, 2008

Jelly Patroller

To stare at large people in suggestive swim wear at public beaches.

Greg is such a jelly patroller, he was creepin' on all the fatties at the beach!

by Ace double March 19, 2009

Nigger patrol

A term used when white people are gathering and looking out for African Americans

they call it nigger patrol because the reason the white people are on guard is so they don't get caught saying "nigger"

White guy 1: hey is alex on nigger patrol?

White guy 2: yea he's by the front door

by Thecoolguywhowrotethis May 22, 2020