Pathetic

A fancier way of spelling the Kansas City Chiefs or referring to a football game in which the KC Chiefs are playing in

"This is so Pathetic."
"You mean the Chief's game"

by MaxxIsMadness September 19, 2011

Pethetic

Choosing the love for animals and companionship, over the co-existence with another of the same species.

Polina and Jennifeur are pethetic, they love their dogs and cats, more than any man they have ever met.

by Potterbowler November 23, 2016

Patheticies

When something is soooo pathetic that it is beyond the descriptive word, 'pathetic', it is in a state of patheticies.

All three of you are reading Harry Potter in a study group type fashion. PATHETICIES!

by Dude Major Jr. September 23, 2005

pathetiquette

feeling obligated to take action regarding something that has nothing to do with you or anyone you would normally have contact with

commenting on someones facebook status or profile picture change for lack of anything better to say. Just because you are informed of my facebook change, doesn't mean I need you to make a pathetiquette comment.

by bullfrogg October 8, 2010

Pathetacisum

A person who is pathetic and doesn't know it. Suffers from pathetacisum

My mate went to the doctors today. And was diagnosed with pathetacisum

by Uncle smiley March 21, 2017

Pathetic bitch

A pathetic bitch is a smelly, gross, ugly, dumb looking thing, u will never wanna be its friend or u would never wanna be one.

Hey bro look at that pathetic bitch over there, lets call her ugly names.

by Rick nonono May 6, 2018

Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.

Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.

by Real sound February 16, 2009