Parched Post

A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.

Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.

Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!

Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.

by Sweetiegirl77 December 1, 2018

Parched Fart

when you have a really airy fart

ugh i just had such a parched fart.

by glue gun stanley April 15, 2019

parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.

"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

parp

It's literally just a fart

Dude, I just parped really loud. It was wet.

by esufjlhgvye August 8, 2019

parchie_pro

someone who bullies everyone because they have no life whatsoever

that guy is such a parchie_pro

by notjamesnicecool April 16, 2021

Parched mosquito

A person who hasn't gotten any head in a while

Mr. Mull is a parched mosquito

by Homonotfound February 21, 2023

Jurassic Parp

an emission of wind so awful it would bring tears to the eyes of a dinosaur

cor, bloody hell what a Jurassic Parp! ugghh

by Uncle MacTipps October 1, 2010