Robert Palmer

The smooth operator of rock'n'roll. The man had a distinct smooth voice who was well known for his songs Addicted to Love, Doctor Doctor and Simply Irresistible, but was much more than that, lesser known songs like She Makes My Day, Housework and more recently TV Dinners (his live version on YouTube is awesome and addictive to watch). Robert unfortunately died of a heart attack in 2003.

Robert Palmer: I didn't mean to turn you on.
Lady watching: He does turn me on, he's so handsome.

by FlossmanJr April 5, 2017

sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!

"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009

Palmer piss

v: the insane urge you have to pee after drinking a can full of Arnold Palmer.

hold on guys, I have to go take a real long palmer piss.

by hewhosmites October 2, 2010

Parcerito

Spanish word meaning “buddy” or “pal,” without the connotation of being friend-zoned. It is a neutral word.

No pasa nada, parcerito. 🙂

by AgentCrucio394 November 4, 2018

Parker ride

When you say you are going to give someone a ride somewhere then you don't

Bro 1: yeah I'll give you a ride
Later
Bro 2: yeah he gave me a Parker ride

by Big dick man 666 69 420 November 12, 2019

Permergency

Thee state in which a person is in a constant, never-ending, permanent emergency. It's usually brought on upon one's self, has no actual realistic or valid basis, and it affects everyone and everything around the person.

"She is sick a drama queen!!! If there isn't some kind of turnout or chaos happening, she will go out of her way to create it. She must always be in permergency; she wouldn't know how to live any other way. "

by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019