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premeditated painter

Premeditated Painter: an artist who knows what a painting will be before beginning the painting. Premeditated painters work out all of the creative and application details visually in their head before beginning the process of painting.
The premeditated painter knows all of the detail in the painting before the process of painting begins.
by Kegie December 6, 2014
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young painter

yp, short for young painter, basically means that you have talent and/or do things a different and better way than others
that nigga got talent, he yp for real ( young painter )
by imsolarceny October 20, 2023
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Painter's Snuffjob

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption
My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt
by DancingJebus November 9, 2023
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Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
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Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"
I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"
by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014
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piss painter

One who pisses with paint
That piss painter is really making a mess of this canvas.
by drfreeman75 May 19, 2019
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Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.
Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.
by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022
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