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Paddy Whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the misconception that the only reason the Irish came to this country was to get drunk, lay around all day, commit petty crime, steal your women and birth hordes of Catholic children who in turn would lay around, drink and commit petty crime... The only deterrent to this madness being the local cop and his murder stick. See "Paddy Wagon" and "St. Patrick's Day in the U.S."
Alright Seamus... Are you going to come with us willingly or do the five of us need to pull our Paddy whackers?
by Tectuctitlay February 19, 2022
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paddy whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the fact that the Irish were generally on the wrong side on the law in the New World and as such were often on the wrong end of the paddy whacker.
The policeman subdued the miscreant with his paddy whacker.
by Noirin October 14, 2006
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Paddy Cake

When two men are engaging in anal sex and one man pulls out his poop covered penis and beats the other in the face with it until there are little poop cakes all over said face.

For a truly authentic "paddy" cake, one of the participants must have been born in Ireland, or the act must be performed on St. Paddy's Day.
Chris and Danny smell like shit because they were up all night playing paddy cake.
by cbass14 May 19, 2011
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Paddy cake

Means being tongue deep inside your girls vagina.
The best way to ring in the new year is playing paddy cake with my bitch.
by slowmotionfeel December 31, 2018
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Paddy whack the knick knack

Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.
by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007
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paddy wagon

Irish/English word for Police Van where they load up typical gangs of drunks that are acting the eejit in public
by Cully April 1, 2003
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Paddy whack

When a chic slaps someone across the face with a maxipad. ...preferably used!
My boyfriend would not stop snoring so I paddy whacked him right in the face! His mouth was open and everything! Eew.
by Loo dog March 7, 2017
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