Professional Victim

A person who intentionally sets himself or herself up to be an accident victim, in order to collect liability insurance settlements from others.

The insurance investigator discovered that the pedestrian Mr. Wheeler's car had struck was a "professional victim," a retired circus acrobat, who'd been in fourteen similar "accidents," and in every case, he had recovered completely within a week of receiving the insurance settlement.

by hbquikcomjamesl March 25, 2010

Professional Left

Whacked-out Liberals who spend all their time protesting or agitating in support of Liberal causes.

Those ACORN activists are members of the Professional Left.

by tom0942 August 13, 2010

professional bargainer

In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.

"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

computer professional

A person whose livelihood is derived from working with computers (either software or hardware).
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering

A software engineer working in Microsoft is a computer professional.

by Class Instructor October 30, 2006

Professional Fraternity

A fraternity that is professional in nature, often linked to the business world. Professional fraternities are usuall co-ed and offer members the opportunity to network with professionals, enhance their academic standing, do community service, and have social outings. Being a member of a professional fraternity looks great on a resume.

Wow, he's in the professional fraternity Delta Sigma Pi, he's hired.

by Persian Professional December 26, 2008

Professional Bunnage

A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".

Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.

The two "n's" represent the ass.

James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.

by Stimperson October 30, 2016

Professional Procreator

Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.

Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)

Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.

"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"

"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."

"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."

by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010