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pretendica

something that looks like the real deal, but is actually rather less than that just average.

Originally started as marijuana slang, it referred to weed that looked like the mack daddy, but was actually only middies. So the "pretendica" has now become generally thus, something that looks great, but is actually only okay, so-so, average at best.

something that has the capacity of pretending or is in the act of pretending or faking it.

pretending, faking, fronting.
He said that club was the diesel, but it was really kind of pretendica.

The girl thought that she had a hot ride, but it was total pretendica.

"Was it the shit, man?" -"Naw, it was pretendica."

or

"It was some scenester shit, yo. Total pretendica."
by JakeinthedirtyD January 21, 2008
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Pretend girlfriend

A doujinshi about two guys, Kanata and Takkun. Takkun gets rejected all his life so his friend Kanata helps him by pretending to be his girlfriend. Things go sideways real fast as they caught feelings for each other.
Ice cream isn't what's written in the script... the correct line is "want me to play pretend girlfriend now?"
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.
by 8we6oqd4wq May 23, 2020
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Preteen

A noun (usually) used by pedophiles to describe, preadolescent children.
1. Did you see the ass on that preteen girl?

2. Click here for free preteen "models"!
by loldunno March 11, 2009
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pretendian

One who claims to be Indian but doesn't exhibit Indian qualities or isn't Indian. It can also apply to a non-Indian who hangs around with nothing but Indians. Can apply to both India Indians and Native American Indians.
Steven is such a pretendian.
by N0WH3R3K1D April 21, 2007
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playin' pretend daddy

when a man is shacked up with a woman who has kids and had no intention of ever being a real father figure to those children
"He is at her house playin' pretend daddy. Really all he is doin is tryin to get a piece!"
by Julie Garcia October 1, 2007
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Preteen sex club

A sex club that preteens can join to get together and have sex with each other. Which is so cool because there parents and teachers think preteen are just like they were when they were preteens like fifty years ago and so don't suspect a thing.
He's in a preteen sex club
by The Fury 13 December 9, 2010
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Preteen woman

A human female who is less that thirteen years old. A term used by people in the pedaphile civil rights movement,underaged sex movement and porn scene movement etc. because they need sex as much as older women.
She's a preteen woman.
by The Fury 13 January 17, 2011
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