Poop

1.The brown stuff in the toilet that always puts the bathroom out of order at McDonalds
2. an insult that is used when you're too lazy to think of a better one

1. damn I went to use the bathroom in that gas station and the poop was all over the place, it was like a war zone!

2. rick was acting like a poop last night.

by jayhawkk December 16, 2008

poop

1.an amazing substance made of various bits of food and awesome pieces of such and such.

2. element(such as water, ground, fire, etc.) that includes various sizes and appearances...different dialects of this element.

1. Oh my good lordy lord that dinner tasted so much like a poop it wasn't even funny!

2. The awesome mass and awe of that reminds me of poop!

by Dr. T. Annenbaum March 25, 2009

Poop

God's magic candy, secreted from the human anus for our gastronomical enjoyment.

If you're low on cash but hungry for a special treat, scoop the poop off your bedsheets and give it a taste.

by unicorn=horsewithseatonhead January 21, 2009

poop

Crap. Feces. Shit. No matter how you say it, it still stinks like poop.

My poop turned black when I took Pepto Bismol.

by Poop Meister August 20, 2003

Poop

1. Feces
2. What hobos use to keep warm at night

Night night hobo, remember to cover up in poop so you don't catch a cold!

by poopzorz August 8, 2005

Poop

a word used in spongebob that stands for:

P eople

O rder

O ur

P atties

Mr. Crabs : hey spongebitch
Spongebob: yes?
Mr. Crabs: REMEMBER POOP
Spongebob:WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?
Mr. Crabs: I WANT MONEY NOW GET ME SOME BITCH AND I MIGHT JUST PAY YOU
Spongebob: cries and runs out the door

by beeotchluver June 22, 2010

Poop

N. 1) Anything unpleasant that you may step in or get splattered on you. 2) Solid waste expelled from your bum. 3) A "cover all" word used as a filler instead of giving an actual description of something.

V. 1) The act of expelling solid waste from your bum.

N. Ah man! I got poop on me.
N. Get all your poop off my desk!
V. Be right back, I gotta go poop.

by Milkman1974 July 4, 2006