Pet Shop Boys

Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synthpop confections.

These lyrics are actually intelligent. It must be Pet Shop Boys.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 28, 2013

pet name

a really soppy way of adressing someone you are romantically attatched to.

His pet name is squishy sossige

or

I almost spewed when i heard the pet name he gave me

by indifference_is November 8, 2008

Pet Seagull

Another word for the male genitals.

"My pet seagull went fishing yesterday and I think it caught crabs."

by hinko13 November 14, 2011

pet-squirrel

A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.

"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."

by VALIS_GOOSE February 25, 2009

pet rat

"Rattus norvegicus", a type of rats which people keep as pets. They're mostly seen by society as gross, but they're one of the cleanest and smartest rodents. The most important thing about them is that they're very affectionate and they will love you with their whole hearts if you treat them right.
Rats should be kept in a BIG cage and they need at least one cagemate, because they're very social animals.

My pet rat is so cute when he's sleeping with his friends!
My pet rat can do some tricks!
Pet rats are nothing like sewer rats!

by Victor Nikiforov December 3, 2016

pet republican

A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.

Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican

by Ihatethismeme July 30, 2021

pet simulator x

a ROBLOX game where you spend all of your Robux for useless gamepass and also get harrassed by stupid scammers

Kreekcraft: Pet simulator x is a cool game
Some dude: oh yeah that game where you get scammed and spend all ur robux for game pass

by A really big weirdo May 22, 2022