When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....
You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!
Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??
You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!
Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??
Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.
Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,
WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??
Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,
WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??
by TheyCallMeTheBandit December 17, 2010
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"
Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006
Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
by TyroneTT May 20, 2008
Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
by TyroneTT May 18, 2008
Cum Pastry
Always a person who has a genetic build of a think, but is muscular as well. Calling them a top or a switch, definitely isn’t correct, as they are a more “defined” think.
Always a person who has a genetic build of a think, but is muscular as well. Calling them a top or a switch, definitely isn’t correct, as they are a more “defined” think.
Guy 1: Dude look at that twink over there!
Guy 2: Hey, that’s Lesyk, he isn’t a twink, he’s a Cum Pastry
Guy 1: What’s the diff?
Guy2: Just a buff twink who isn’t big enough to seem like a top, or even a switch
Guy 2: Hey, that’s Lesyk, he isn’t a twink, he’s a Cum Pastry
Guy 1: What’s the diff?
Guy2: Just a buff twink who isn’t big enough to seem like a top, or even a switch
by Keysterglen February 15, 2022
A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.
Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!
by UrbWizard November 20, 2019
by JP189512 January 13, 2014