douche pastry

A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.

The King of Kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.

by Sir Anus splatter September 12, 2006

puffed pastry paradox

This occurs every time something that looks so delicious, so attractive on the surface turns out to be tasteless and bland when tasted. Based on the common experience from eating French pastries.

Dropping a C-note at a disappointing fancy restaurant is an experience of the Puffed Pastry Paradox.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

Poof pastry

Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.

you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY

When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....

You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!

Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??

Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.

Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??

by TheyCallMeTheBandit December 20, 2010

Porcelain Pastry

when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.

i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.

by BROSKIxSCALLOPS May 9, 2012

pantie pastry

When a male masturbates and cums in a females panties, then hides and watches the victim put them on.

"Andrew gave Samantha a Pantie Pastry, then rejoiced at the sound of her screams as she pulled them on."

by WiJac01 September 18, 2017

Put Pastry

Group chat for the boys

Did you see that chirp fest in Put Pastry last night?

by Biscuitandtheboys September 26, 2017