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Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.
Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.
by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022
mugGet the Paintermug.

Pretty-Girl-Painter

A moderately attractive young woman who posts her art on Instagram through reels, usually showing her pretty looks off to the camera for more views.

Most of her viewership and likes come from people who want to gawk at her, not her subpar artwork.

(Keep in mind that there are many talented painters who are attractive young women, this just defines the ones who blatantly paint subpar art and show themselves off on a camera for likes and views)
Person 1 : “Check this artist out on Instagram reels, she’s very pretty”

Person 2 : “Must be a Pretty-Girl-Painter, she looks nice but her artwork is pretty bland and amateurish
by Rokit761 December 30, 2024
mugGet the Pretty-Girl-Paintermug.

Painter's Snuffjob

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption
My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt
by DancingJebus November 9, 2023
mugGet the Painter's Snuffjobmug.

piss painter

One who pisses with paint
That piss painter is really making a mess of this canvas.
by drfreeman75 May 19, 2019
mugGet the piss paintermug.

premeditated painter

Premeditated Painter: an artist who knows what a painting will be before beginning the painting. Premeditated painters work out all of the creative and application details visually in their head before beginning the process of painting.
The premeditated painter knows all of the detail in the painting before the process of painting begins.
by Kegie December 6, 2014
mugGet the premeditated paintermug.

young painter

yp, short for young painter, basically means that you have talent and/or do things a different and better way than others
that nigga got talent, he yp for real ( young painter )
by imsolarceny October 20, 2023
mugGet the young paintermug.

Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
mugGet the Shit-Paintermug.

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