owned

word used by gamers. Typically shows a lack of knowledge of the outside world and the workings of the female body.
See also pwned

Gamer: I just owned u fuccin n00b

Average guy: well I guess I should give the control back to my 11 year old cousin go home and have some sex with my wife and or girlfriend and or woman I picked up at the bar.

by garrtron3030 August 21, 2008

owned

the act of being someone's bitch, being in great debt to another, to be roaly fucked, to be humiliated.

The indians got totaly owned.

I owned your mom, sister, and girlfreind last night after you left.

That Navy Seal owned the shit out of Nick.

by The Daves May 25, 2005

own

An odd word to come across when, in grammar, you are supposed to put it into the past tense.
Ex:

I owned a yellow canary.

by Bobert (Imma girl) December 6, 2006

owned

to be dominated by someone or something
often used in conjugation with words such as indoid, hilarious, suckers, ass, sex, quite etc.

that ass did quite get hilariously DOMINATED!!!

by Hitler June 4, 2004

Owned

1:To Completely Destroy Your Opponent in any activity
2:A word spoken to hurt a noob's feelings
3:A sign of Domination.

Bitch, You Just Got Owned.

by §cagged December 28, 2005

OWNED!!

Usually happens when you get fucked over in a video game by some annoying fucking kid. Last words usually "OH SHIT!!" followed by "BULLSHIT!!!"

Dude he totally got OWNED!! on halo last night.

by gibson65555 May 27, 2009

Owns

Noun: To be completely better than something in every way

"Brandon Owns everything he has ever tried in his life."

by Chronny December 25, 2007