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Suicide is your only option.

A comment used when someone asks a stupid question online.
Explicit Content: What should I do today?
ChaosTony: Suicide is your only option.
by ChaosTony September 17, 2004
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optimystical

A mental state of being incredibly optimistic in the face of overwhelming odds.

Calling upon all the Powers of Mystical Nature, God, Allah or however You define that Power to help You in a dire crisis.
Her oncologist told her she would die 100%. Even with chemotherapy the metastisized breast cancer in her bones and lungs would kill her within a month. She drove to an alternative treatment center in Mexico which emphasized absolute positive thoughts, optimystically, along with many alternative and traditional medical treatments.

Being optimystical saved her life. A true story. Her word not mine. Three years later she is cancer free. The Power of Positive Thought and a will to battle the odds.
by Robert J. Lanier February 28, 2007
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Optimus Christ

A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.
Spoof on Transformers robots that change shape.
If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.
by Shaizi July 3, 2007
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option paralysis

The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.
I've been offered three jobs this week, but I have option paralysis, so I think I'll just stay here at my McJob.
by Meaghan Fisher May 22, 2006
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Optimism

The view that Optimus Prime is the ultimate deity, father figure, and driving force of the universe.
Jane: Thank God for Optimus.
John: Don't you mean, "thank Optimus for God?"
One example of Optimism as a religion.
by alderryeguy January 31, 2010
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Optimus Prime

Jesus couldn't turn into a fire truck.
by Hobojack14 May 27, 2008
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The option

Student 1: 10 page report! WTF!
Student 2: Don't do it. I'm not going to.
Student 1: You need to! It's required to pass the class
Student 2: No, you have the option not to.
Student 1: BUT YOU WILL FAIL THE CLASS!!!
Student 2: I know, but you don't have to do the report if you don't want to. You have the option to fail if you want.
by SPlDERMAN August 19, 2006
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