optical illusion

It makes ur eyes trippy

Bro I have my eyes trippy
Did u see optical illusion
Yes

by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 24, 2024

Splicing (Fiber Optics)

U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.

Splicing (Fiber Optics), for example "Today I spliced 96 Fibers in a roadside cabinet."

by dj_ordje March 29, 2021

Optical rectumitous

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Optical Rectumitis

Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.

Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.

by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

optical illusion

When u see it, it makes ur eyes trippy

My eyes are trippy bro
Bro have u seen an optical illusion
Yes

by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020