OFFLINE

A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.

Both the question is offline and the person!

(person1)
What time is it?

(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!

(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

offlined

when the stupid, whichever, IM falls down and it accidentaly gets you offline and you have to get back online, because the whole things got shut off.

I was talking with my friends on IM when the stupid thing offlined.

by FreakGD September 19, 2007

Offliner

One who has yet to embrace the use of IM, microblogging, commenting, etc. as a means of communications and "social" relationship building.

My friend isn't on Twitter yet. Total offliner...

by juicecowboy August 19, 2009

offle

It’s offle not awful god damnit guys.

Ashley Vito and Emma Dunnington are offle people because they spell offle like awful.

by Tarter is real January 9, 2018

offline browser

A newspaper

When the power is out for an extended period of time, sometimes you have to read in an offline browser.

by aseigler September 8, 2011

Offload

When you are removed from a plane for being too drunk

I'm sorry, but we're going to have to offload you

by HMAN&DROCK July 19, 2011

Orfalsem

A fake orgasim. To fake please sexualy to make male feel better or perhaps even female.

I had to Orfalsem just to make him not feel bad.
That sounded like such an Orfalsem.

by Dureen October 4, 2004