octopus hat

When eight guys arrange their dicks on your head like the tentacles of an octopus.

Let's round up the guys and give this girl a good ol' octopus hat

by Stonewalljackson January 5, 2015

Octopussiest

(pronounced oct-to-puss-e-est) A person (or a group of people) who make squirming motions on their cheeks with their fingers and make incomprehensible noises with their mouths.

"What's that over there, that thing at table six? She's causing a commotion"
"Oh, she's an Octopussiest. She always does that crap."

by ny00m_ April 13, 2015

Octopuss

It's like fingering a girl in the vagina exept you use 4 fingers and wiggle them around like octopuss legs

Yo I just gave my girlfriend the octopuss

by ~Its_Me~ July 17, 2016

Octopus

an orgy with 8 girls

hey bro did you hear about the octopus chad had with the chi omega girls last night?

by Fort Collins HS November 29, 2020

octopussy

(noun) pussy with 8 holes

“damn that bitch got an octopussy!”

by boneslol March 13, 2021

octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once

my mum shes an octopus parent

by themadsinger April 13, 2022

octopus croquet

When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.

"I can't believe we lost 2-1 in Octopus Croquet"

by WTFAWTA December 20, 2022