Obese

Extremely fat and ugly. So fat that if you were to offer a woman 30 g she would turn you down.

So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass.

So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door.

So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.

Vitale is an obese motherfucker who is used to get laughed at.

by thin. January 28, 2009

Obeesive

When your abusive significant other gains weight over time.

Have you seen Melissa? She was always mean, but now she is obeesive.

by War Machine1977 August 12, 2012

obesescuits

Larger than normal sized biscuits.

Wow! These biscuits are so big, they're obesescuits!

by angiecanhaha October 25, 2012

obesese

A word that describes an obese obese person, hence the extra "se" added to the end of the original "obese"

That cat is so fat it's obesese.

by obese_person September 10, 2014

obeselicious

An adjective that describes food that you crave despite your knowledge that it is toxic and/or will make you fat. E.g., Doritos, soda, candy and all kinds of fast food and junk food that is full of GMOs and high fructose corn syrup.

Dang, these salt and vinegar Pringles are obeselicious! I can't stop eating them, even though I know they will make me fat and sick!!!!

by NatureGrrl December 9, 2014

obenewa

the prettiest and kindest girl ever. her heart is huge and she’s dumb thick.

if you lose Obenewa you’re dumb asf

by obenewasfan June 30, 2019

Obbek

Obbek is a Roblox YouTuber on the YouTube website. He started uploading videos in 2019

I watched one of Obbek’s videos last night.

by Thatonekidthatwritesstuff January 19, 2021