thanksgiving ready

when your pants have enough room for you to get fatter
"these extra stretch pants are thanksgiving ready- no muffin top this year!"
by urbandweller16 August 22, 2011
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Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.
I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.
by Wafflehoff June 05, 2016
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game ready

The state of being high. Prevalent in cannabis culture. References the tendency of the pothead to prepare for any activity (ie soccer, basketball, poker, watching tv, ultimate frisbee) by first indulging in his/her favorite pasttime.
Dick: Hey Joe, this new jam band has a song with three 10 minute solos. You wanna give them a listen?

Joe: Dude, if I'm gonna listen to that shit we need to get game ready.
by poizon_elff October 16, 2007
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Hot and Ready

A girl that is willing to engage in {sexual} activities on the first encounter
Basically, a girl that you meet in the club that is willing to fuck you that same night; she is called a "Hot and Ready," because she's got a hot pussy and she's ready to fuck.

consider little caesars pizza, you can go there and walk out with a hot a ready pizza without waiting therefore cutting out the bullshit of waiting. The same thinking applies when going to the club. So you go to the club meet a "hot a ready" take her home and {smash} cutting out all the bullshit.

by thekidd7 June 15, 2008
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getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.
Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.
by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008
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Ready Freddie?

A common phrase men/women often use for each other when expressing interest in readiness to leave somewhere.
"Honey, do you have the movie tickets?" "Yes, dear." "Ready Freddie?" "Yep, let's go!"
by CJMKC February 02, 2009
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Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.
James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!
by Dali103071 May 03, 2013
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