thanksgiving ready

when your pants have enough room for you to get fatter

"these extra stretch pants are thanksgiving ready- no muffin top this year!"

by urbandweller16 August 24, 2011

Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.

The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.

They just be using the “Medstar ready” definition of the word.

by anonymous November 15, 2020

game ready

The state of being high. Prevalent in cannabis culture. References the tendency of the pothead to prepare for any activity (ie soccer, basketball, poker, watching tv, ultimate frisbee) by first indulging in his/her favorite pasttime.

Dick: Hey Joe, this new jam band has a song with three 10 minute solos. You wanna give them a listen?

Joe: Dude, if I'm gonna listen to that shit we need to get game ready.

by poizon_elff October 31, 2007

Hot and Ready

A girl that is willing to engage in {sexual} activities on the first encounter

Basically, a girl that you meet in the club that is willing to fuck you that same night; she is called a "Hot and Ready," because she's got a hot pussy and she's ready to fuck.

consider little caesars pizza, you can go there and walk out with a hot a ready pizza without waiting therefore cutting out the bullshit of waiting. The same thinking applies when going to the club. So you go to the club meet a "hot a ready" take her home and {smash} cutting out all the bullshit.

by thekidd7 June 15, 2008

getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.

Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.

by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008

Ready Freddie?

A common phrase men/women often use for each other when expressing interest in readiness to leave somewhere.

"Honey, do you have the movie tickets?" "Yes, dear." "Ready Freddie?" "Yep, let's go!"

by CJMKC February 2, 2009

Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!

by Dali103071 May 3, 2013