boiled salmon

(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.

usu. used in reference to elevators.

this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.

by srah January 23, 2005

Salmon Handkerchiefing

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure

"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"

by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012

Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!

Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.

by satchelhater May 5, 2009

Salmon Chamber

A vagina that has salmon type stench

Sally sucked my wiener so i figured i would return the favor, but i stopped when i realized she had a salmon chamber

by Roboticus August 25, 2008

Smoking the Salmon

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.

Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.

by Joesmelle January 27, 2019

flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.

Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night

by BigT56 December 29, 2013

Hallway Salmon

When a guy or girl walks against the general flow of the hallway.

Mark: Hey did you see Eric in the hall today?

Clee: Yeah he was being such a hallway salmon.

by JackpotDonnie August 25, 2009