Nolan

The fruitest mf alive. No one is fruiter than him ong.

Person 1: "who's that gay boy over there?"
Person 2: "oh damn that's Nolan."

by didyouknowthatbeeftasteslikeco January 28, 2022

Nolan

he is a big baby and likes to adopt cats off the streets and then name them thomas and then throw them back on the streets, he get also get really scared when you say there is a person in a bush and he thinks there is sliens inside of his phone

gosh dangit Nolan

by white gurllllllllll September 7, 2019

Nolan

Much like an Urban Cougar, except she's a woman well into her forties and still out tryin to do the sausage slide. The term comes from the fact that Nolan Ryan was still in his forties, but "still throwing heat."

"Dude, Aaron must be hammered to take THAT Nolan home. Maybe she's loaded?"

by Nick, the Mob Stopper November 30, 2007

Nolan

A little bitch ass pussy ass nigga who thinks he's the best

He is such a Nolan

by Kazuto_06 August 31, 2017

Nolan

Nolan is a person who seems like the best person in the world at first. Get to know him, and he's really the opposite. He'll make you believe you're everything but after a while he's just a plain out jerk.

"Wow he's hot"
"don't go near him, he's a total Nolan"

by serniebanders April 8, 2016

Nolan

A person you would imagine to be straight but Is secretly in love with his best friend which is usually a drug addict

Dude did you see nolan at lunch with his friend

by D€STR0¥€R January 3, 2017

Nolan

A guy who doesn't have a life, dick,friends,and masterbates himself to sleep

Man, he must be a "Nolan"

by 1004 at that guy April 7, 2017