Night Dive

Taking a dump on a dive mask, then putting the mask onto your passed-out drunk friend.

You keep mouthing off, you're gonna go for a night dive tonight.

by Hiro Yamamoto August 25, 2005

night at the roxbury

One of the best movies ever. Two brothers, Doug and Steve Butabi, try to get into a new club called the Roxbury, and fail, until they meet someone who can get them in. Hiliarious, was a clip from Saturday Night Live, and they made it into a movie without Jim Carrey. Stars Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan.

Night at the roxbury is one of the funniest movies ever.
"I WAS LIKE EMILLIOOOOO!"
"YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR CAR, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR KEYS BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR DREAMS!"
"YEAH CAUSE WE'RE LIKE SLEEPING WHEN WE HAVE THEM!"
"sup sup sup sup sup"
"STEVE"
"I'm sorry it's hottie overload in here."
"Take it slow."
"OK 1,2,3, Sup? 234 Sup?"
"BOOOOOOOP BOUPPPPP BOOOOP BOUUUPPPP."
"what are you doing?"
"that's an ambulence, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart"
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pantssssaaahh!"
"STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS"
"IT'S NOT A TOY IT'S A CLUB WITH A JUNGLE THEME!"
"YOU'RE A JUNGLE THEME!!!!!"
"Dewy, did you just grab my ass?"
"Sir from where I'm standing, it's a physical impossibility"
"I know your tricks Dewy"
"ROXBURY, ROXBURY ROX- Hey whats up, you from outta town? you wanna little bit of this? HOW ABOUT SUMMA THAT!?"
"I'm sorry, I have trouble hearing things so low to the ground!"
"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."

by TayNicooooo September 6, 2007

night jar

A jar kept under one's bed and used as a toilet during the night; also know as a chamber pot. Usually used in reference to farting, or other bad smells.

As the smell of Bob's fart slowly spread throughout the first class cabin, the passenger in the seat next to him said disgustedly, "who opened the night jar?"

by Night Jar November 14, 2013

Night Flyer

A Man really attractive, that flies at night catching all the girls in the area

"I am a night flyer i do the maddest at night"

by Officials2232 June 11, 2018

Night School

(Not referring to the movie) Adult/GED Classes that are held in the evening for people who can't attend during the day due to being a parent, working or high school (if you're 18 and attending both).

People who attend to Night School (or Adult School in general) are either getting their life together by catching up on their high school credits or who immigrated to this country to be successful, learn English, and get their diploma (or GED) in order to get a good job (or head to Community College/University if they choose to) so it's the best available option if you didn't finish high school and want to get your Diploma or you can get your GED.

by Don't get me in trouble January 12, 2019

Night ride

Driving around in a vehicle at night.
Commonly done independently or in a group along with friends.

“Let’s have a night ride tonight!”
“I’ll pick you up at 9 with my car, let’s go have a night ride! A and B are also coming.”

by bitchstg May 12, 2021

Night Crew'd

When Nightmare and his posse fuck your ass

"I just got Night Crew'd and I think I have aids now."

by Nightmare_vZ January 5, 2022