Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

Newts

A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.

How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!

by Max Mason August 6, 2023

NEWT

A person from Northeast Philadelphia who is white trash (Northeast White Trash).

Did you see Alicia’s wedding party? What a bunch of NEWTs!

by Arraq February 11, 2021

newt shot

An old engineering term meaning 'not properly aligned' now meaning 'slightly bonkers' or someone who thinks differently.

He is a newt shot that one, off his head crazy.

by Pansy Parkinson-Pratt February 18, 2021

Newt

A sexy ass hunk of a man. he a sexy mama :D

Teresa: Dayummmm Newt is fine as hell
Thomas: BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE

by TheRealGoogle>:) March 27, 2021

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

Newt

Newt is super hot and cute. He is in maze runner and is so freaking hot. He would burn you if you saw him and is definitely a big snack!

“Newt is hot!”
“Ikr”

by Lolo newt lover April 17, 2021