Newt

Newt means nothing

For example :

james : yo mate wys?
taylor : newt mate

by yxrsa June 6, 2022

Newt

An ugly:

Skank

Whore

Slut

Bitch
or all of the above

Chad:Some newt was all over me last night..

Brian: Was she even hot?

Chad: dude she was a newt... she was ugly as fuck.

by Chodelovernikki October 14, 2015

Newt

A sexy ass hunk of a man. he a sexy mama :D

Teresa: Dayummmm Newt is fine as hell
Thomas: BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE

by TheRealGoogle>:) March 27, 2021

hold your newt

Hold you penis...hold your horses

Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming

by Sassy ma April 16, 2019

Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.

"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."

by Face in the place March 8, 2018

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

spook newt

Aka. The dementors kiss. It is the act of going to kiss someone normally then pulling your lips over your teeth whilst sucking g in the air around you as you stare into the depths of their soul. It is the true test of love, commitment, and loyalty in a relationship. This person is not husband/ wife material.

Friend #1: So how are things with you and that boy?

Friend #2: Pretty good, I really like them and can see things getting pretty serious.

Friend #3: Well, have you spook newted them yet? It’s the true test of love in a relationship.

by Notbigfoot12 April 3, 2024