spook newt

Aka. The dementors kiss. It is the act of going to kiss someone normally then pulling your lips over your teeth whilst sucking g in the air around you as you stare into the depths of their soul. It is the true test of love, commitment, and loyalty in a relationship. This person is not husband/ wife material.

Friend #1: So how are things with you and that boy?

Friend #2: Pretty good, I really like them and can see things getting pretty serious.

Friend #3: Well, have you spook newted them yet? It’s the true test of love in a relationship.

by Notbigfoot12 April 3, 2024

Newt

A person good in social media especially instagram

They guy is very newt

by American spikes July 14, 2019

Newt-a-Mania

Disease of believing Newt Gingrich would actually make a good President.

Sean: Newt-a-Mania is sweeping America. Newt Gingrich is a great American.
John: Newt Gingrich is fat.

by makivelli June 15, 2012

Newt

The sexiest mf in maze runner fucking fight me for it I will let’s go asshat.

All the smart girls simp for him

Person: I prefer minho in maze runner
Smart person: I prefer newt bc he’s hella hot

by anonymous January 31, 2023

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

newt shot

An old engineering term meaning 'not properly aligned' now meaning 'slightly bonkers' or someone who thinks differently.

He is a newt shot that one, off his head crazy.

by Pansy Parkinson-Pratt February 18, 2021

Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.

"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."

by Face in the place March 8, 2018