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you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.
As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...
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NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 9, 2003
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needless to say

An unnecessary and somewhat obnoxious introduction to an obvious observation.
Synonymous with the phrase “it goes without saying.”
Person A: I heard that my teacher’s vagina smells like a toxic waste dump. Needless to say I won’t be putting my nose anywhere near that.

Person B: If it’s needless to say, then why did you say it?

Person A: Well…I…uh…I don’t know.

Person B: Dick (while walking away).
by Wite Vagina Finda January 19, 2010
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needle eye

An extremely tight orifice. ie. anus, vagina etc.
It was an extremely hot day, and James' needle eye was sweating buckets.
by Bobbit May 30, 2006
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Needleheimer

I just saw a total needleheimer!
by needleheimer hunter February 16, 2010
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Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.
Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.
by Outofatent October 19, 2013
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(needle dick bug fucker)

A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)
Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)
by alikatt333 January 8, 2009
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