A snatch napkin is a tampon, so named because it soaks up blood in a snatch (snatch being slang for vagina) like a napkin soaks up spilled juice or soda on a table.
guy: yeah, I gotta stop and get some snatch napkins for my girlfriend.
male friend: Why does she need snatch napkins? She IS one.
male friend: Why does she need snatch napkins? She IS one.
by TurbulentDay August 26, 2010
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ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...
ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...
"doggie, we gonna pull hella bitches at the club tonight"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"
by vol2bigsby March 10, 2008
Get the Get your napkins ready mug.Describes something that is probably above average, but is trying a bit too hard to be more than it really is.
Generally used to describe restaurants. The phrase originates from the practice, frequently deployed by establishments that fall into this category, of replacing a white table napkin with a black one for customers with darker clothing.
Generally used to describe restaurants. The phrase originates from the practice, frequently deployed by establishments that fall into this category, of replacing a white table napkin with a black one for customers with darker clothing.
by Telebev November 4, 2009
Get the black napkin mug.Making out while naked (but no sex). In some cultures (but not all), this would be considered "hooking up".
by nakingout4life October 20, 2011
Get the naking out mug.a magical device made out of cloth or paper that can wipe away messes on furniture, your skin, and virtually anything! but, alas, no one uses this amazing creation anymore.
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by zibem9224 May 8, 2013
Get the napkin mug.Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.
Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.
by dr. mark sugarman July 30, 2009
Get the moustache napkins mug.A particularly large, overly religious, woman, with bird like features (I.E. a nose like a beak and an irritating squawk of a voice). She makes it her personal duty to guard all of the napkins in the high school lunch room like a prison camp. If you take more than one she WILL bite off you hand.
If given a bill higher than a 5 to pay for lunch she will reject it saying you're far too rich and that she is not, in fact, "a bank".
The Napkin Nazi will not hesitate to yelling profanity at students and/or staff, including, but not limited to: The Dean of Students, Teachers, and ESL kids.
If confronted by the napkin nazi, play dead. Like a bear she will leave you alone if she believes you to be deceased.
If given a bill higher than a 5 to pay for lunch she will reject it saying you're far too rich and that she is not, in fact, "a bank".
The Napkin Nazi will not hesitate to yelling profanity at students and/or staff, including, but not limited to: The Dean of Students, Teachers, and ESL kids.
If confronted by the napkin nazi, play dead. Like a bear she will leave you alone if she believes you to be deceased.
1.
Kid takes a napkin.
Napkin Nazi: "You only need one! Only take one!"
2.
Kid: Here you go.
Napkin Nazi: A ten, what am I a bank? You kids are too rich!"
3.
Napkin Nazi under her breathe: F**k you.
Kid: Dude she just cursed off the Dean!
Dean: She did what?!
Kid takes a napkin.
Napkin Nazi: "You only need one! Only take one!"
2.
Kid: Here you go.
Napkin Nazi: A ten, what am I a bank? You kids are too rich!"
3.
Napkin Nazi under her breathe: F**k you.
Kid: Dude she just cursed off the Dean!
Dean: She did what?!
by A loving fan... May 17, 2006
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