Narwhal

the unicorn of the sea

Look at the narwhal stab the fish in the water.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

Narwhal Day

International holiday on March 23rd to appreciate the unique friends in your life that bring joy, much like Narwhals, the unicorn of the sea.

Did you get Monica that cup for Narwhal Day?

Yep, sure did.

by Cocoa4tu May 7, 2017

Narwhal

the savagest being created by the me the savage god. Soon they will destroy the world with their tooth. Because people hunt them.

i am so narwhal!!!! Because i shall destroy the world.........

by Xxthe savage godxX June 4, 2018

Bloody Narwhal

When a white guy sticks their nose into a girls pussy while she is on her period.

“I tried the Bloody Narwhal last night. It was the worst experience of my life. “

“I’ll never do the Bloody Narwhal again.”

by JuizeBox December 28, 2023

Narwhaling

Hitting someone so hard that there spine comes out of there back and it looks like a narwhal tusk

Dude did you see that narwhal? Narwhaling is so brutal.

by Jackweggseh March 3, 2019

Narwhaled

Surprise anal underwater sex.

" I went skinny-dipping with Jimmy, he Narwhaled me so hard it punctured a lung"

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.

Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.

by MrGhosty December 3, 2021