Narwhale

The upgraded version of a sword shark,

Child : MOMMY MOMMY LOOK AT THAT UPGRADED SWORD SHARK (narwhale)

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020

Narwhal

A chic with an unusually hard clitoris.

"Maria is a fo real narwhal, my cousin chipped a tooth on that pussy."

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

throw a narwhal

To flip someone the bird; to give someone the finger.

That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat

by pentozali December 31, 2013

Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.

Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.

by MrGhosty December 3, 2021

Narwhal

A narwhal is a whale with a horn, which is actually a tooth and it can have two of them. And it eats corpses!

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The narwhal Is The MOST beautiful Thing In The Planet!

by Magic Diamond June 27, 2016

Narwhal

A unicorn of the sea.

That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

Narwhal

A fish with a big sharp penis on it's head.

Your dick is like a narwhal's.

by Urban_Dicktionary69 July 31, 2017