Nappitizer

Nappitizer is the nap you take right before bedtime.

Dob took a nappitizer on the couch after the big game and then woke up to go to bed for the night.

by Jesykah November 18, 2013

Napalm Nutslap

When your partner uses a propane torch to rid your nutsack of pubes and slaps the fire out

There's nothing like a napalm nutslap to get primed for sexy times

by Bozfelcher November 6, 2018

nappy ass hoe

a bitch that don’t shower enough and they got all greasy shit in they hair. or they ugly as fuck and annoying as hell.

this bitch a nappy ass hoe.

by yobithnappy December 14, 2020

naphalofagus

Nafalofagus or Naphalofagus or Naphalophagus

( doesnt matter how you spell it)

Is a planet created by moriah elizabeth

Once something lands on it, they will Be greeted by lolipop trees and the extreme amount of snow along with some aliens that are probably as big as an average adult sized bed.

Form outer space, the planet is a big sphere with a rainbow gardient with a ring that aslo has a rainbow gardient.

Per. 1 : " I wish i lived at Naphalofagus "
Per. 2 : " Its spelt Nafalofagus but we do have something in common "
Per.3 : " You know how to spell Naphalophagus?! "
Per. 4 : " Guys get in the rocket we are going to Nafalophagus "

by EuropeanImmigrant November 4, 2022

brunch-napp

An involuntary post brunch activity usually caused by carpooling combined with poor driver choice. Specifically, after brunch, the driver refuses to return the other riders to their respective cars thereby kidnapping them and driving to another location. Typical secondary destinations include anyplace with current drink specials but may even include a visit to the driver’s Mom’s house. Both the ambiguity and dangerous nature of future destinations are the true threat of brunch-napping.

Side effects include a seeping of cash from the wallet followed hours later by an acute headache. Remedies are few but include mutiny and/or taxi services.

I was so ready for a nap, to sleep off this hangover, when I got brunch-napped.

by Abnormally Normal January 19, 2009

cradle napper

someone who gets busy with, taps, and/or tries to date someone who is significantly younger than them. see cradle robber.

john: dude, stop being a cradle napper
dude: what, nah man shes fine and shes got grass on the field.... i'mma play ball
john: DUDE shes like 12!

by optimysterious prime July 8, 2010

The nasty nappies

An insanely awesome band

Debra: wow this is a good song! Who is it by?
Linda:it’s by the nasty nappies! I can’t believe you have never heard of them!they are phenomenal

by Rodrickismydad November 30, 2021