Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.
Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.
by dr. mark sugarman July 30, 2009
Get the moustache napkins mug.A particularly large, overly religious, woman, with bird like features (I.E. a nose like a beak and an irritating squawk of a voice). She makes it her personal duty to guard all of the napkins in the high school lunch room like a prison camp. If you take more than one she WILL bite off you hand.
If given a bill higher than a 5 to pay for lunch she will reject it saying you're far too rich and that she is not, in fact, "a bank".
The Napkin Nazi will not hesitate to yelling profanity at students and/or staff, including, but not limited to: The Dean of Students, Teachers, and ESL kids.
If confronted by the napkin nazi, play dead. Like a bear she will leave you alone if she believes you to be deceased.
If given a bill higher than a 5 to pay for lunch she will reject it saying you're far too rich and that she is not, in fact, "a bank".
The Napkin Nazi will not hesitate to yelling profanity at students and/or staff, including, but not limited to: The Dean of Students, Teachers, and ESL kids.
If confronted by the napkin nazi, play dead. Like a bear she will leave you alone if she believes you to be deceased.
1.
Kid takes a napkin.
Napkin Nazi: "You only need one! Only take one!"
2.
Kid: Here you go.
Napkin Nazi: A ten, what am I a bank? You kids are too rich!"
3.
Napkin Nazi under her breathe: F**k you.
Kid: Dude she just cursed off the Dean!
Dean: She did what?!
Kid takes a napkin.
Napkin Nazi: "You only need one! Only take one!"
2.
Kid: Here you go.
Napkin Nazi: A ten, what am I a bank? You kids are too rich!"
3.
Napkin Nazi under her breathe: F**k you.
Kid: Dude she just cursed off the Dean!
Dean: She did what?!
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This is where you put any fecal matter on a napkin and shove it into a womans vagina and have intercourse with her armpits
Darrel: Hey Cherol, how about we try the hot napkin again tonight?
Cherol: No my armpits are really dry from your semen
Cherol: No my armpits are really dry from your semen
by A-RON06 September 10, 2010
Get the The Hot Napkin mug.The act of pulling one's scrotum skin taut and placing it firmly across another person's mouth, forming a seal.
by wizzle9885658 December 2, 2011
Get the Napkin mug.1. Wtf? One day this guy's playing dress up and the next he's wearing a fucking flood napkin.
2. The city of New Orleans should have listened to its mother and put on its flood napkin before Hurricane Katrina. Maybe if it did it wouldn't have caught millions of dollars worth of property damage and a bad case of poor black people stealing stuff.
2. The city of New Orleans should have listened to its mother and put on its flood napkin before Hurricane Katrina. Maybe if it did it wouldn't have caught millions of dollars worth of property damage and a bad case of poor black people stealing stuff.
by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 22, 2010
Get the Flood Napkin mug.The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.
Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.
Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.
Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?
Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.
Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!
Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.
Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!
by Kbehcon February 3, 2010
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