duck nails

Those acrylic, heavily "blinged" fake nails that fan out at the tips like spoons.

Dude, she has those "duck nails" so I'm not even sure how she wipes her butt!

by Nail biter December 14, 2013

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Long Thumb Nails

Used to help roll joints, blunts, or leaves. Typically stoners or people who roll tobacco have long nails.

My nigga got some long thumb nails

by SolidifyBad March 31, 2021

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The fake "acrylic" nails you get done at a cheap nail salon, where there are rows of pedicure chairs and manicure tables next to each other, just like a sweatshop. You come in and they yell "PICK COLOR!" The manicurists go from one person to the next without break, breathing in all the chemicals. Your nails never cost more than $20-25 and are always done with unlabeled products.

These salons are usually located in a strip/mini mall with some cheesy name like New York Nails, Chan's Nails, or Spicy Nails. They are always run by Asians who look pissed to be there (usually Korean or Vietnamese), and you can just tell they are talking smack about you in their language. And there is always at least one man working there who creeps you out, who you hope you don't get.

Girl 1: Oooh where did you get your nails done girl?

Girl 2: Oh, you know, Diamond Nails.

Girl 1: They actually look pretty good for sweatshop nails

Girl 2: Yeah, but they totally butchered my cuticle with the drill.

Girl 1: You get what you pay for.

by offya January 3, 2012

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Fist of Nails

Make 2 pair of crossed fingers on your hand and insert one pair in the hatched wound and the other in her brown eye. Thrust in and out while using the thumb creatively to teach a good girl a lesson or a bad girl a new trick...

I was plowing this spinner the other night and throw the "Fist of Nails" on her.

by JAUBS December 24, 2003

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