Nub 

Someone or something who is particularly small, runt-like, annoying, or stupid.

Girl 1: Did you see what he just did?!
Girl 2: Yeah I know, he's such a nub.

Nub by Lauruh March 29, 2010

Nub 

Someone who particularly sucks at life or possibly cant excell no matter what he or she does

wow michael is such a nub
max isnt a nub
elijah is a nub

benny is a nub
sebas is a nub because he likes ac milan

Nub by MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH doo doo my sh September 20, 2010

nub 

a term that idiots use instead of noob

Man, i have been online for such a long time that i dont know what life is. I have to shorten a four letter word so i dont get killed, on my videogame. beep beep beep.
dumbass

nub by awesome January 31, 2004

nub 

Word which rates (towards) number ONE on my top six hundred list of retarded alternatively-spelled words.

'Newbie' Dumbed down for morons who can't handle more than one syllable.

nub by IkeM October 20, 2003

nub 

a nub is referring to a really short penis and/or other body parts

Max's nickname is nub because his penis is so short!

nub by Mitch8888 April 25, 2006

nub 

nub = noob,
but if you call someone a noob, you are a noob,
so the pwnful people say "nub"

Amberb4: OMG YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME AS THE JONAS BROTHERS! ARE YOU COUSINS?
SammieJonas: No, I'm married to joe.
Amberb4: OMG NOW I WISH I WAS YOU!!
SammieJonas: You're a nub.

~grab.com

nub by Samanthaa* August 3, 2008

nub 

1.) someone who tries RATHER hard to be cool/fit in but it just isnt even working at all

2.) kiowa south at camp cody

1.) Dude why are you such a nub your not gonna be cool!

2.) Fanny is nub cadet/captain, Megan is nub captain/god, Ling is supernub, and I am nub god/universe.

nub by nubgod/universe October 24, 2008