And now sports

Saying for when a person thinks something is extremely irrelevant or unimportant. It mimics a news reporter.

Hillary Clinton just won the West Virgina Primary...and Now Sports.

by Peter Wilkins May 13, 2008

Now slam

Your from xQcs stream aren't you?

xQc: farts

Retards in chat: now slam (insert crying laughing emoji)

by The plain and simple truth September 22, 2020

subway now sells cake

A girl that has there ass hanging out while takeing a pic in a subway bathroom

Did you here subway now sells cake

by Subway sells cake February 17, 2018

Now Shawty Think I'm a Sweater

A play on words, but still the same meaning as "sweat her". A phrase used where a girl believes that the male she has found interest in will fall to her feet, or find comfort in her by sporting her like sweater, but the male is declaring she is sadly mistaken.

"Now shawty think I'm a sweater, sipping on amaretto... She look good but I know she after my chedda. She tryna get in my pockets, homie and I ain't gonna let her" - 50 Cent

by P.Caps December 25, 2010

Now Songs

'Now' Songs are songs that have been recently released and are popular among lots of people. This term can also refer to songs that you are enjoying listening to at a certain point in time, no matter how old or new. Conversely, 'Now' Songs can apply to songs or music that are relevant to a certain occasion. For example, 'Now' Songs for a funeral would be sad and sombre, and for a dance party would be fun and upbeat

"Man that party was rad last night! They were playing all the Now Songs!"

"My Now Songs at the moment are anything Trance and Hardstyle!"

"That funeral was a great way to remember her life. The Now Songs were perfectly chosen for the occasion."

by <Mr. Lexicographer> February 4, 2018

now seriously folks...

Taken from a popular stand up comedian expression, this phrase is used when someone makes a bad joke, and there is a moment of awkward silence. Used to avoid embarrassment.

Host: and then HE said "that's no lady, that's an orang-utan!"
Guests: ...
Host: umm, now seriously folks... *continues normal conversation*

by Kizzang October 25, 2007

I am now sans undertale

A rare occurrence of a living creature changing its eye color (only the left one) to blue or putting a blue object in front of their eye.

The meme is popular thanks to its simplicity: the "Sans" NPC in the game of "Undertale" can change one of his eyeballs to become blue.

"Ayo bruh why your eye blue???"
"I am now sans undertale"
"Haha funny joke now let's go visit the hospital bro..."

by lexent September 25, 2021