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Jaela Nixon

The greatest person you will ever meet.
Jaela will make you happy when you feel like a sad piece of trash. She's a great cook who is also very vegan.
Person 1: "wow I feel so much better today"

Person 2: " that's cause Jaela Nixon healed you with her holy prayers"

Person 1: "Bless"
by Therealistvegan March 1, 2017
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Richard Nixon

A crook.

Also, President of the United States from 1969-1974. His accomplishments included officially recognizing China, keeping a steady hand on the economy, managing the war in Vietnam with a reasonable level of competence, and completely destroying Americans' faith in their political system for generations to come by having the balls to create a massive criminal surveillance infrastructure then desperately trying to cover it up while becoming the laughingstock of the media.

Also, said "Sock it to me" on Laugh-In once. That was cool.
"Hey look, it's Richard Nixon!"
"Boo!"
by MarkusRTK November 8, 2004
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nixx

I met this girl last night and she was totally nixx. I couldn't believe my luck.
by S.Limey May 18, 2005
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Nixon Masking

The act of fucking a girl with a Richard Nixon mask on because it is a step up from her ugly ass face.
Dillian: Would you fuck Adam's mom?
Andrew: Only if I was Nixon Masking her.
by Dr00zle October 10, 2010
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Nixonite

one who follows the politics, speeches, teachings, and writings of former U.S. president Richard M. Nixon.
Henry Kissinger is a Nixonite.

I am a Nixonite.

"I heard bob is one of those dirty scandalous Nixonites"
by The Jaki Byard Enthusiast. January 13, 2011
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Planet Nixton

“Planet Nixton”, is located in the neighboring galaxy of ours to the North. Commonly referred to as the North Star “in that General direction” for about 1,000,000,000,667.8 miles/kilometers from planet earth. Planet Nixton is a purplish/pink or red hued planet with two ice caps. Planet Nixton is well known for its cat girls and that’s really about it. Most Nixtian’s “the alpha species” have a very low IQ rate and are not known for the smarts. Although one of there strong suits is speed and agility, which plays a big role in one of there main entertainment sports of life and death. A Nixtian, is a humanoid like species that has ears of a cat and have other small features and characteristics that would remind one of a feline.
~A realistic conversation about Planet Nixton/a Nixtianin~

-Person A: “Whoa, bro look at that girl, she has cat ears... how is that even possible.”
-Person B: “I don’t know but she’s kinda hot...”
-person C: “WHÂT THE HĒLL IS WROÑG WITH YOÛ... that’s a guy, you do know that right?!
-person B: “Fu*k, how do you know???”
-person C: “because i do... not all Nixtians look the same, kinda Nixtianist man”
-Person A: “I am confused and wan play Among Us with my bois, let’s get the hell outa here!”
-Cat1sôn: “nope... *Boom*”
by Cat1sôn_Prince_Nixton November 8, 2020
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Nixon Paw

A hand lacking a thumb, like a cat.
"He could not open either the jar of pickles, nor the bottle of aspirin, as he was born with a Nixon Paw."
by Branjalina Button January 12, 2010
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