Napoleon Bonaparte. The greatest military leader of all times. A hardworking, intelligent, charismatic, loved, feared, envied and never stopping, never sleeping, simple man who became emperor of France in the early 19th century.
Building the strongest army of all times, invaded Russia in a desperate attempt to aquire envious and lying Tsar Alexander's respect as a legitimate european Emperor, but failed despite his brilliant military understanding of battle winning and despite the fact that he suceeded in occupying Moscow and all the other cities he had reached, that had simply been evacuated or made useless by the russians, always trying to avoid battles (the russians winning the war by avoiding battle, one might say).
600000 french experienced, valuable soldiers, polish and other french-allied men, freezed, starved, marched and fought to death in an all-swallowing russian winter. But Napoleon, always among his soldiers, and drinking form their same cups and marching through the same mud (at least for a couple of meters), was still regarded as a great charismatic, and nearly mythical, living legend-like leader, worthy to die for and to fight for, even after the russian desaster.
The English Alliance (austria, russia, hannover, prussia) chased Napoleon from power through diplomatic skills, a strong army menacing to invade Paris, fuelling inner french oppositions, and favored by frances general weariness and tiredness of Napoleons restlessness and neverending wars and battles, as victorious they might be.
Napoleon was too much of a great caliber for them. He would definitely be too much of a demanding leader for us, today, because we're all psychology-reading and emotional-values-loving pussies.
May he be an example to all. May he rest in peace in the realm of glory.
Building the strongest army of all times, invaded Russia in a desperate attempt to aquire envious and lying Tsar Alexander's respect as a legitimate european Emperor, but failed despite his brilliant military understanding of battle winning and despite the fact that he suceeded in occupying Moscow and all the other cities he had reached, that had simply been evacuated or made useless by the russians, always trying to avoid battles (the russians winning the war by avoiding battle, one might say).
600000 french experienced, valuable soldiers, polish and other french-allied men, freezed, starved, marched and fought to death in an all-swallowing russian winter. But Napoleon, always among his soldiers, and drinking form their same cups and marching through the same mud (at least for a couple of meters), was still regarded as a great charismatic, and nearly mythical, living legend-like leader, worthy to die for and to fight for, even after the russian desaster.
The English Alliance (austria, russia, hannover, prussia) chased Napoleon from power through diplomatic skills, a strong army menacing to invade Paris, fuelling inner french oppositions, and favored by frances general weariness and tiredness of Napoleons restlessness and neverending wars and battles, as victorious they might be.
Napoleon was too much of a great caliber for them. He would definitely be too much of a demanding leader for us, today, because we're all psychology-reading and emotional-values-loving pussies.
May he be an example to all. May he rest in peace in the realm of glory.
by sebsone September 13, 2007
Get the Napoleon mug.A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.
Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!
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Uncontrollably falling into 10-20 minute sleeping spells at inappropriate times. Other symptoms include "the head bob", that can be seen as a student fights an on coming Napolepsy spell, and illegible or missing notes. Most often caused by monotonous drab professors and warm lecture halls.
"Dude bro Chad, can I get the notes from you later."
"Nah, sorry man, I had a hardcore Napolepsy attack."
"I caught a serious case of Napolepsy in ME107 with Lambropoulos this semester."
"Nah, sorry man, I had a hardcore Napolepsy attack."
"I caught a serious case of Napolepsy in ME107 with Lambropoulos this semester."
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Get the Napolepsy mug.A bite-sized nap, often taken on lunch hours or before a night out. These are particularly restorative if enjoyed to combat a violent hangover.
Josh: "Dude, I'm so fucking exhausted after last night!"
Ben: "I saw you leaving the club with Jenny and Beth at like 4 o'clock."
Josh: "I got them home for an Alabama Double Dog, didn't get to sleep until 6!"
Ben: "Whoa, sounds like it's time for a cheeky Nappleton."
Ben: "I saw you leaving the club with Jenny and Beth at like 4 o'clock."
Josh: "I got them home for an Alabama Double Dog, didn't get to sleep until 6!"
Ben: "Whoa, sounds like it's time for a cheeky Nappleton."
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Get the Napoleonismo mug.Napoli Juve Aperol is an Italian trend originated from the mishearing of the popular song Human (Rag'n'Bone Man).
It was first created by a Tiktok which went viral and got reposted many times, too many times, even by skillscrewhd with 5 million views, then it was nominated the meme of May by S7ORMy and now it's all over Italian Youtube, Tiktok, Reddit, Instagram and dunno why Amazon
It was first created by a Tiktok which went viral and got reposted many times, too many times, even by skillscrewhd with 5 million views, then it was nominated the meme of May by S7ORMy and now it's all over Italian Youtube, Tiktok, Reddit, Instagram and dunno why Amazon
2016: Bella questa canzone! (What a beautiful song!)
2019: Rimane sempre bellissima (It's still a beautiful song)
2021: Sarà sempre la mia infanzia (It will be forever my childhood)
2022: NAPOLI JUVE APEROL
2019: Rimane sempre bellissima (It's still a beautiful song)
2021: Sarà sempre la mia infanzia (It will be forever my childhood)
2022: NAPOLI JUVE APEROL
by AHDL June 2, 2022
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