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a misery guts

I thought I was the only person on the planet that used this word.. thought it was made up by myself .. obviously not though .
He was a right Happy Harry . >> miserable old git.

Don't be such a mizzog, join in the fun
by Wendinthewillows March 26, 2011
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muzza

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline.

Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.

They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.

As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.

Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.

Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks.
by Dupz May 13, 2005
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muzzy

a person of muslim origin or appearence
what's up muzzy
by blinddevil881 June 13, 2004
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muzz

a state of mind where the affected is unnaturally unaware of his surroundings

... usually after several cones

people under the influence of muzz are likely to trip, break things or generally fuck up the simplest of tasks
"dude, i am so muzzed"
"I'm just muzzing out"
*in exsaperated tone* "Muuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Ramwell, stop muzzing out -- you left my house unlocked and two bongs on my parents kitchen table"
by stoz June 26, 2006
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Mizzou

An officially recognized nickname for Missouri's flagship state university, the University of Missouri (MU), located in Columbia, Missouri. The University of Missouri was formerly designated as the University of Missouri-Columbia, under the University of Missouri System,which includes UMSL and UMKC, but "Columbia" was dropped after a decision made in late 2007.

"Mizzou" is ubiquitously used to refer to the university's athletic teams and the name can also be used to refer generally to the entire city of Columbia.

The origin of the nickname is unknown, but the first recorded usage of the word occurred in an alumni publication in 1906. As the university was formerly known as Missouri State University, it is possible that "Mizzou" came from a pronunciation of "MSU."
"I am really glad that I decided to go to Mizzou for my undergrad."

"Mizzou obviously pours a lot of their budget into athletics."

"The parties I've been to at Mizzou have all been really crazy."
by 2NIC October 17, 2009
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cazzo a mezzogiorno

Italian slang for a hard cock (this word refers to the positions of the minute/hour clock hand at noon)
what's your cock time? That girl made my cazzo a mezzogiorno (dick at noon - hard cock)
by imbariac September 15, 2012
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Mizzou

A.I heard the Mizzou tigers won yesterday 17 to 12

B.OMFG!!!w00t!
by unominus September 18, 2004
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