dog mustard

the state pertaining to silly putty after it has become a uniform shade of grey

man, this silly putty used to be glow-in-the-dark-green, but now it's total dog mustard. im gonna go drown my sorrows in strawberry soda and cheap cocaine.

by DOG MUSTARD August 27, 2003

mustard queen

the act of smearing mustard on your face and/or preferrably the toes in a non-sexual manner. made popular by twitch streamer babynez, courtesy of Enzojah

Babynez was the original mustard queen. She really knows how to put on a show with mustard.

by Enzojah November 04, 2020

Mustard Greens

A diarrhea that is so bad no toilet can handle. It is so foul that when you smell it your insides will crumble..

Dude do you see that girl, she be bangin
Lets go see her
Shit lets dodge that stank she smell like she just had the Mustard Greens
Ick ima barf!

by MjjjQ July 16, 2011

armpit mustard

A mustard that is under the arm in the pit.

Armpit mustard became popular when Ethan Dolan spoke on twitter about having this condition.

Grayson: Yo bro!
Ethan: Yeah bro?
Grayson: What’s that pastey stuff under your arm man?
Ethan: Oh that? That’s just my armpit mustard man
Grayson: Cool dude!
Ethan: Yeah man

by anon1027 February 21, 2018

mustard gas

a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it

the charging French were cut down all over no man's land by mustard gas shells

by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004

Mustard Tiger

As used for Philadelphia Collins ( RIP ) on The Trailer Park Boys, also takes on the meaning of someone with a horribly protruding belly, and T-Shirts 2 sizes too small. T-Shirts are a must for the full package, a button down shirt would probably just pop. In addition the T-Shirt must also have some image emblazened on it, such as a logo for a local eatery, or most commonly, cartoon or video game characters.

"Hey, look at Francis, he is dressed like a Mustard Tiger!" or "Francis, why must you look like a Mustard Tiger all the time?"

by RobertPaulson76 August 23, 2013

mustard booger

(n) the little crusty bit of mustard that forms at the nozzle of a squeezable mustard container

Before squeezing mustard all over my hot weiner, I picked off the mustard booger.

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002