elongated muskrat

he put car in space

I drive in space Elongated Muskrat

by The Big Gay Man May 6, 2018

Maskerbator

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.

“ I was driving Down the highway the other day and I saw a maskerbator out for a walk.”

by Don Labios April 7, 2020

Father Mucker

Less vulgar and more entertaining term for "Mother Fucker";
instead of Fother Mucker, "Father" is used to confuse the listener.

See also: "Nucking Futs" Same methodology used.

Example:
<Shinosuke> It's "Pronunciation", not "PronOunciation"...
<Shinosuke> You stupid Father Mucker!
* Shinosuke grins and acts all smart and mighty.

by Shinosuke May 12, 2004

Muskrat

A pretentious asshole that spends more time faking productivity than actually working.

Muskrat is busier than a one legged cat in a sand box, but he ain't done shit!

by l337hax0r777 June 22, 2016

pass muster

To be acceptable for a certain purpose.

Because my brother works with tuxedos, I turned to him to see if my prom tux would pass muster for next week's prom.

by iViking April 29, 2011

musket loader

The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)

CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"

"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."

by GUVHMC January 7, 2006

Musser Fusser

One who Fusses a Musser

Matt why are you such a musser fusser!?

by DatMusser February 28, 2013