mushroom status

This is the plight occasionally experienced by lower-level college administrators such as department or division chairs in which they are on a short leash as to what they can do, are regularly given a ration of shit, and are kept in the dark.

No budget, no instructions, no discretion or wiggle room; Bill has been consigned to mushroom status and regular Friday afternoon meetings.

by Duckbutt September 23, 2005

Shitake Mushrooms

is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".

(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea

by $irHC` March 25, 2010

mushroomtip

The metus, or "head" of a penis. The part that might be the subject of domes.

drip drip drip goes my mushroom tip

by mushroom master July 30, 2005

MUSHROOMS

Magic Mushrooms, or Shrooms, are a potent drug whose active chemicals are Psilocybin and Psilocin. Sensitive to heat and light. Common effects are dilated pupils, odd expression, and the distinct feeling of super thick chunks of broken light from the milky way intersecting the last thought of every cell in your body as the chair and ground and pizza and table slowly split open and melt.

Fungus Among us. Eat the blue caps and suck the blue stems of these magical mushrooms.

by boojoo November 14, 2005

Magic mushrooms

Type of mushrooms when eaten expand your perception of reality and some think helps you see into the spirit world ect. Was used by native americans ect. and by some in the 1960's hippie movement and is used by people in the neohippie movement. A great and mind changing experence.

magic mushrooms help you see reality in a new way.

by Deep blue 2012 April 14, 2010

mushrooms

High definition life. There really isn't any other way to explain this drug until you try it for yourself. It just makes everything perfect for a good 6 hours, and coming down on it isn't that bad either.

Mushrooms are a hell of a drug

by phonebook March 4, 2008

mushroom stamping

The act of pressing the head of ones penis into another persons forehead or other facial area.

As soon as Ben passed out, Jer proceeded to mushroom stamp him to no avail.

by Snapdragon August 8, 2003