mustard booger

(n) the little crusty bit of mustard that forms at the nozzle of a squeezable mustard container

Before squeezing mustard all over my hot weiner, I picked off the mustard booger.

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

mustard and mayonnaise

Yay slang popularized by the one and only Forty Water aka E40, a name that refers to the yellow and white stripe on the sidewall of Vogue tires.

Got that 68' coug, on mustard and mayonnaise wit triple gold hunit spokes.

by bigg hood May 27, 2006

Mustard

As in good, not as food but naming or calling something 'mustard' means this is good.

'Last Night Was Mustard'
'That Game Was Mustard'

by SM66 November 29, 2007

Mustard Tip

The dong of an Asian man i.e. The penis

Giermo and Steve compared mustard tips all night until they found a straw

by WangerBanger December 24, 2009

MUSTARD BEAN

When a girl wipes her ass forward and her snatch smells of ass, you get mustard bean. pooooooweee

i went down on her and FUCK ME DEAD, she had mustard bean!

by KENNYBAD79 August 17, 2015

Mustard Lippin’

The act of deep mouth and tongue kissing your partner after they have eaten your ass or after you have eaten theirs without any wiping or cleaning of the mouth. Straight from ass to make out.

Rachel was mustard lippin’ me last night. It was tangy.

After my uncle ate my ass, he ended up mustard lippin’ me.

Braaaaahhh your sister tongue punched my fart box last night. It was all good until she started mustard lippin’.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018