Giermo

1) A materialist. Someone who insists on using different sorts of gear in the most unneeded of times. 2) A giermo will always buy the most on a shopping trip, or buy the most flashy/visible things. 3) Also a name for a snobby rich person.

Pronounced: Gee - er - mo.

1) While climbing a tree with his friends, Ben brought a grappling hook along just for the heck of it. Ben was a Giermo.

2) Sam knew he was a giermo when he saw his flashing glow in the dark shoes, next to his cousin's black and brown ones.

Giermo by That Shifty Eyed Monkey April 11, 2011

Giernot 

Someone who thinks that he is a Pro-Gamer,
but in real life he is the prototype of a
casual gamer.
Usually a person older than 30 years that is still
playing Videogames intended for children.
As a consequence he is frightened about games
for adults.
Most Giernots were born in regions with very low population
as forrests or farm-regions.
As a consequence a Giernot is affraid of the real world.
To form a contrast his major feeding is based on chinese food,
it is expected that he so tries to prove his (not existing) urbanity.
A further consequence is that he is really agressiv in traffic,
especially when driving a car.
Maybe a implication of growing up with bears.
(For a Giernot a car seems to be a wild animal)

A Giernot likes to play old NES-Games, because he is afraid of more than 8 bit.

Giernot by Schalke November 26, 2011

germophobe 

noun: one who suffers from spermatophobia, or a person who obsesses about avoiding contact with germs.

Harry is such a germophobe. He's stuck in the bathroom again until someone opens the door for him.

Poor Sally, she's a germophobe. Her hands are raw red from washing them so much. Why did she take that job at the free clinic?

germophobe by shoots-the-moon March 7, 2010

germophile

Somebody that always does disgusting things, such as eating things off the ground.

Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!

germophile by Snake Man August 12, 2012

guermonprez 

A masculine individual who can pull no females and has a strange affection for cheese.

He's such a guermonprez: he repelled all the girls!

guermonprez by tjeff988 April 19, 2022

Germoid 

Derogatory term for a german person.

The eternal germoid is the true antagonist of world history

Germoid by Huan Son June 3, 2022

Guermonprez 

A bastardised French form of the English term "Germ Warfare" used to describe military action using biological weapons.

"Them folks might at some point have the capability to use weapons of mass destruction and Guermonprez" - George W Bush in justifying the 2003 genocide in Iraq

Guermonprez by Maq April 4, 2003