buttered muffin

a pussy with cum in it

Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin

by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006

numpty muffin

numpty muffins are idots who hate the French

Bob is such a numpty muffin

by numpty muffin September 11, 2019

Smuggler's Muffin

When a woman sits on a man's face-- vag to nose, ass to mouth-- and accidentally sharts.

Josh loves when Randi gives him the Smuggler's Muffin.

by mancation August 28, 2011

Muffin Head

An insult used by the Youtuber Badboyhalo to express annoyance or frustration towards anyone making idiotic choices or actions.

"TOMMY YOU MUFFIN HEAD!" - Badboyhalo

by HunterVanguard November 28, 2020

toilet muffin

A toilet muffin occurs when the toilet users ass exceeds twice the diameter of the toilet seat and the ass cheeks hang over the side like a muffin.

Bob: Cathy, how can you tell where your pee is going?

Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.

by Nate, Mike & Todd February 11, 2007

mafting

Hot and clammy

It's mafting in 'ere!

by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Main Street Muffin

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties.

by Uncle Tyler September 22, 2006