muffed

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

by deadcaity May 29, 2011

DIRTY MUFFRIDER

ONE WHO IS A RIDER OF STACEYS DIRTY MUFF

LOOK AT SHANE E(AKA SHAWN) HE IS THE ULTIMATE DIRTY MUFFRIDER

by staceyandshawnhavegotitgoinon January 10, 2011

Muffler bearings

A real howl for prank-calling kids of our 70's past: get a naive auto parts clerk on the phone (dumb teen, etc.) and ask for "muffler bearings". A bigger howl when they realize the gag, and get back on the phone and cuss you out.

Obviously dated, due to caller ID.

Related to asking for "Johnson Rods"

see above described usage

by Zelph August 9, 2004

muffe

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muffe is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.

The hottest girls upkeep their muffe by shaving thier vagina daily.

by Muffe May 12, 2006

muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010

miffer

miffer-esque(noun); channeling your inner mike mcadam, by wearing guy-liner, and trying to be emo, just because of your girlfriend.

"i think i might wear eyeliner tomorrow"

"dude, thats totally miffer-esque."

by hfhhf January 10, 2009

Muffler Clamp

While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.

Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't have had that chick put the muffler clamp on last night.

by Dunk Funkelman April 22, 2008