The act in which a man engaging in anal sex with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a lasso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. May end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.
by guesswho76 February 3, 2010
Get the muddy helicoptermug. Fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt.
by Eddie-Machete September 4, 2012
Get the Muddy Unicornmug. An act of revenge: When seeing a person who has pissed you off or you otherwise don't like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. Then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. Then take the first napkin and wipe your ass with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.
by The Big BEENJAMMIN July 28, 2011
Get the Muddy Napkinmug. When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.
by Gunship May 5, 2019
Get the Muddy Mittenmug. A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard
by DjBunWun March 6, 2019
Get the Muddy Custardmug. When a girl is constipated, she has her male/ female counterpart preform sexual acts on her anus, to release the constipation, until there’s shit dripping down her vagina, using it as a lube, you create a muddy lasagna.
by Bobbyduck November 17, 2021
Get the muddy lasagnamug. After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019
Get the muddy spatulamug.