muddy helicopter

The act in which a man engaging in anal sex with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a lasso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. May end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.

"I gave my girlfriend a muddy helicopter. I've never seen a brown mushroom stamp before."

by guesswho76 February 3, 2010

Muddy Unicorn

Fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt.

"I couldn't get it up, so I just put a strap-on on my head and gave her the muddy unicorn."

by Eddie-Machete September 4, 2012

Muddy Ferdinand

When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess

1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!

by Tacticaltrunkmonkey July 29, 2016

Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019

Muddy lid

when your willy has a bit of poo left on it after anal sex

"bro I was hitting it from the back and she left me with a muddy lid"

by DonDion August 28, 2019

muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating

Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet

by Janimal69 October 6, 2017

Get Muddy

A reference to any sort of anal sex

I can't wait to Get Muddy with my girlfriend this weekend!!

by Mud master January 16, 2017