Skip to main content

gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.
(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."
by RobbyPants August 15, 2007
mugGet the gorilla math mug.

math book

A ponderous tome, containing information in an encrypted form of english. Supposedly teaches how to do math, but incomprehensible to anyone who cannot already do math (See catch 22). Often, the number of Greek letters and obscure symbols found within outnumber the actual english words. Enjoyed by no one. Any exceptions lie.
After hours of studying his math book, he understood no math.
by Hengist December 30, 2005
mugGet the math book mug.
Related Words

math rock/metal

n.

1. A term that encompasses most all modern progressive rock or metal that places emphasis on time signature modulation and meter as opposed to dynamics, melody, or harmony. "Math rock/metal" encompasses everything from the jazzier leanings of post rock act Slint, to the phrase swapping and odd meters of the Dillinger Escape Plan, and even the hemiola and polyrhythm experiments of bands like Meshuggah and Tool.

2. A term often falsely described as "intelligent music" by people who simply regurgitate what they are told and apparently have no idea how to count.
by Sommy July 9, 2004
mugGet the math rock/metal mug.

math papa

last night i was struggling my algebra but then math papa swooped in and saved the day
by badrobot813 September 4, 2018
mugGet the math papa mug.

Math Test

I hate this math test.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 20, 2021
mugGet the Math Test mug.

Maury Math

When a ghetto hoe only has 4 kids but goes on the Maury Povich show with 12 potential baby daddies.
Nydia took me and my whole crew on Maury to find out who the father of DaShawn was. I guess that hoe done some Maury Math and she fucked all of us.
by TigerSkeet April 14, 2017
mugGet the Maury Math mug.

Pancake Math

Noun
A mathematical subject far more complex than any other.
Ex.1 “You know that you’re good at math when you can do the pancake roof shingle formula”
“ I heard that if you can do it, they just let you into Harvard”

Ex. 2 “Calc? Smh, I’m in that pancake math shit.”
“Dude, he’s smart.”
by DownInAfrica August 27, 2020
mugGet the Pancake Math mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email