slippery moustache

a moustache that in trimmed leaving only a thin line of hair directly above the upper lip; thus giving the illusion that it is sliding off of ones lip.

look at ron's stupid slippery moustache.

by alan steel October 17, 2008

clown moustache

After going down on a woman with unfortunate menses, the area around your mouth will be red, like a clown's.

Woman: "I am now afraid of clowns because after going down on me you had a clown moustache."

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

moustache cup

A present bought for another when the real recipient is yourself

Justin was so selfish that he bought Gayle a moustache cup for her birthday

by robuttt September 27, 2006

private moustache

1. Genitals, particularly those of female humans.

"Kate called me up last night. Yeah, she wanted me to come over and massage the private moustache"

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

Growing a Moustache

Performing cunnlingus on a woman with a large ammount of pubic hair.

Try doing a google image search of "moustache", you'll see why it's called "Growing a Moustache".

by unknown November 14, 2003

shit moustache

A shit moustache is the process of wiping ones finger between their sweaty ass cheeks and rubbing quickly and precisly under the moustache area

Before the stupid prick realised i had landed a beauty of a shit moustache right on his chops
mmmmmm finger licking good!!!!!

by Bread stick April 29, 2007

"Milk" moustache

A retro 1970s-style moustache common among the characters in the 2008 period film "Milk."

His "Milk" moustache is totally ironic. He's just another straight hipster boy.

by Facial hair fashionista July 7, 2009