mosquito

when a girl has a period you take a straw and suck the blood out of her pussy like a mosquito

"I was so fucked up last night that i actually agreed to give my girl a mosquito. Unfortunately for her, it was so nasty that the second it entered my mouth I blew chunks in her face and donkey punched her."

by fukdapolice October 15, 2008

Mosquito Bites

Boobs that are extremely small. Boobs that are the size of mosquito bites

I'm a guy and i have bigger boobs than that chick... She's got mosquito bites...

by CoachGraham31 June 28, 2011

White Mosquito

A slang term for the homosexual act of ejaculating in a man's rectum, then inserting a straw into the rectum to suck out the semen.

Harry likes to White Mosquito with this dad. (SICK FUCK)

by jon NAy boi June 27, 2006

Mosquito

The act of placing your balls onto the eyes of a passed out subject and laying your cock down their nose. Giving them the look of a mosquito.

I am going to mosquito that drunk ass, get the camera.

by JDKrazy October 31, 2007

mosquito-fucker

An insult implying the person being insulted has a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a mosquito. Often preceded by the adjective "needle-dicked."

Listen, you needle-dicked mosquito-fucker, get out of my face before I stomp you into the pavement.

by Grouchy Alaskan January 11, 2009

mosquito

An excuse to hit your friends and/or people in close proximity who are pissing you off.

"Dude, why did you just slap me?"
"... mosquito."

by grassilla August 23, 2011

dick mosquito

A dick mosquito is a person who is always sucking dick and does anything to get the D.

Jack: Yo man you know that girl Tiffany.
Matt: Yea bro shes such a dick mosquito. Shes always sucking random dick.

by Wofnek July 1, 2014