esme morris

A young beautiful girl who is a excellent friend, is funny , has a great humour, stylish, truthful... sometimes, is smart all though comes across dumb,

great mother
normally a business lady,lawyer, or something to do with children ,
often popular has her few close friends.
likes a day out

very misunderstood,often has a personality boarder

Guy:aha that esme's a laugh
Guy 2: yeah i know a great mum as well
Girl: no shes not shes a back stabber
Girl 2: shh shes my best mate
Group of people: their defo talking about esme, wow shes such a esme morris....

by bethanie345678 September 19, 2011

James Morris

A nice, sexy man with a large ass cock.

You are a James Morris.

by TylerM February 12, 2019

John Morris

A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.

Look a John Morris smoking pole

by Random dick weed June 14, 2019

James Morrison

When a snail magically grows arms and legs resembling that of a Dutch woman alongside a questionably fruity personality

Look at that snail he’s a real James Morrison

by Yeayaaaaa April 13, 2020

Floyd Morrison

An Absolute Unit. Floyd Morrison is a Carpentry God that works within New England. The man can wipe out any Ply-Wood with one Blow of a 20oz. Estewing Hammer. Floyd also teaches Carpentry, he has Taught many people but Tommy Agnelli is one of the most interesting but that’s a story for another day. Now you may be wondering “How is this guy so great” well here is where things get better, He knows who Joe is, “Joe Who?” “JOE MAMAA!” Not only all that but he is a Certified OSHA instructor also he can look at you and you will disappear into thin air because you broke a safety violation... He’s more powerful than Thanos, Big Chungus, and Shaggy at his full power. The Man is like Thor if you took away the lightning and the Hair, but he is a God though. From personal experience I think he might be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Remember that if you run into this man say Hello because why not.👍

Floyd Morrison is the Most Godly human to ever exist there no changing my mind and if you testify me than you will be banished to the realm of forgotten Freshman.

by Mr. Morrison Jr. September 21, 2020

Phil Morris

Phil Morris- A term used by a vast number of Eastern European woman to describe a man of very poor quality. Usually a very dishonest, treacherous individual. One that will say anything he thinks a female wants to hear , declarations of love, marriage proposals , in order to obtain whatever it is he seeks. Meanwhile he is doing the same thing to numerous other women at the same time. Similar in definition to the word lethario. As in "I would think twice before I got involved with him .He seems like such a Phil Morris."

I would think twice before I got involved with someone like him he seems like such a Phil Morris.

by Cantoloupefreezone August 23, 2022

Nigor Mortis

Corpse-like dependency on the welfare system

JaQuon was a 3rd-generation welfare recipient, whose lack of contibution as a gainfully-employed member of society placed him in a state of nigor mortis.

by JaQuon September 15, 2009