Mort

The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese

Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here

by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023

Mort

A Jewish baby

You're a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

Mort

A really weird name for a girl. Not very common but have heard it. Boys use it

I’m chatting to another mort

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

mort cunt

Mort Cunt

Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....

Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town

Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!

by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021

Mort

An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur

Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight

Damn mort should be a stripper

by VeryMuchCorrectHuman October 8, 2021

Mort

Started WW1

Mort started WW1

by TherminatorTheThotSlayr June 2, 2021

Mort

The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not

Yo look at the dude on the bicep curl machine hes such a mort

by Himothy1209838 February 2, 2023