Mortada ahmed

A man who has a electricity fetish and doesn't like women named after the arab man who did just that and was a 'homosexual' man

My friend is such a mortada Ahmed hence he likes electricity

by Itsnathan February 15, 2020

metro morte

When your NYC MTA Subway Metro card is no longer valid and you have to add more $. From the Italian, 'morte'-dead. Rhymes w/ common Italian phrase 'mezzo morte'-half dead.

Fuck! I can't get through the turnstyle - my swipe card is Metro morte!

by David L. Snyder October 16, 2007

cunnilingus mortem

Latin for "death by cunnilingus." When a girl finds her perfect lover, she is given cunnilingus by him until she passes out, which may possibly lead to death. This perfect lover is, of course, a mythical creature (like the unicorn).

"I just met my perfect lover."
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"

by Cordolce April 19, 2013

odd morten

Odd Morten is the pseudonym for a bearded, burger eating slob. An "Odd Morten" is often seen driving a green peugeot, or a black Quasqai. He will eat you on sight. Dont come near him

Æg vil ha hæmbørgar i skjegget mitt, saman med odd morten

by Sondreeid November 19, 2013

Legion of Mortem Metallum

Bunch of cucks with high af ego. Also the clan with highest amount of child soldiers.

x - Yo what clan is the most annoying.
y - Have you heard of Legion of Mortem Metallum? I guess not since you are asking.

by RozzyNotFound April 16, 2021

Wal-Marted

The state that results when you drive home from a big-box retailer and realize you are missing a bag or two of stuff, due to cashier laziness and/or underhandedness. Often leads to the choice of going back and arguing with employees, or promising to 'check yourself' better next time.

Bob: Wait, I'm missing my trash bags and ex-lax from the store.

Dana: Damn it! Thats twice this month we've been wal-marted.

by theosus August 17, 2008

Morbed

The action of producing femboy milk when you see something hot

Bro I think I just morbed too hard

by TheCannoli June 12, 2022